संता के पापा ने नया मोबाइल नंबर लिया....

संता के पापा ने नया मोबाइल नंबर लिया तो

संता ने वो नंबर अपने मोबाइल में

किस नाम से  save किया होगा ???

सोचो … ?

सोचो … ?

अरे यार …

“new papa” के नाम से … !!!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to...

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion
ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa
rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna
b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife.se.

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

A Sweet Story ....

Once A Girl Asked A Boy: 
Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why? 

Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said: 
Dekho Meri Jan! 

Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao...

Banta ped pe chada to ,,,,,,,,

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?


Banta: Apple khane.


Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.


Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur..........

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.


Gangubai: Kaun ?


Santa: Main !


Gangubai: Main kaun?


Santa: Tu Gangubai

Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?


Santa: Suicide karne ke liye


Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?


Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

arz kiya hai

tomy is a dog & u r a flower..
wah wah

tomy is a dog & u r a flower
wah wah,

tomy lifts his leg & gives u a shower.

ab karo wah wah

Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..