Once Banta Singh attended an Interview......

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Keep it Up Banta Singh : Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Don’t take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my Seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You Appoint me Interviewer: ……. !!!!!!!

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to...

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion
ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega?
Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa
rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.
Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain.
or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna
b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife.se.

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”